All property is theft! But you've got to have a place to keep your theft when you're not using it.
JOIN THE PROSLATARIAT! Right now the storgaeoisie are gathering all sorts of important tools and hoarding them in their garages. DO NOT DESPAIR! For today YOU can now hoard JUST LIKE THE RICH OFTEN DO!
Raise your arms, comrade, and then lower those arms so that the hands at the end of the arms touch the keyboard and TYPE! TYPE OUT YOUR ORDER INFORMATION! For when you join the Proslatariat YOU wil be able to finally control the means of storage! And they who control the means of storage can control their destinies!
Insofar as one can control one's destiny through storage. Like, you've got to take the stuff off the shelves if you want to use any of it.