Call it what you want. Kids are still going to want to ride in it.
Kyle, this isn't a wagon.
You have a perfectly good red wagon sitting in the garage. This is a Mighty Max All-Purpose Garden/Lawn Cart, NOT a wagon.
Please, Kyle. I really need you to get out of this. It's the first day of spring and mommy is pressing me hard to start doing yard work, and I can't if you're riding this like a wagon.
No, no, Kyle, what did I tell you? That is a TOOL RACK. It's used for holding tools, not a place to put your action figures. I know that Raphael and Donatello want a ride, but they can ride with you in your wagon. The WAGON IN THE GARAGE, remember? Believe it or not, it's still there.
What are you doing now? Why are you counting down to liftoff? No, it doesn't go to space, Kyle. It's made out of space-age polymers to give it extended durability, not so that it travels into space. In fact, it's meant to just stay here, in our yard, so that I can do this work.
Oh, what's this? Hi, Timmy. What're you... no... please, Timmy. Kyle, I know this might look like a double-decker wagon, but that extra space is not for an extra person, it's for me to put things, like topsoil or plants. If you're inviting your friends over, I can't work, and I'll have to go inside instead... where the baseball game's on... wait a sec... that's brilliant! Yes! Stay there, Kyle! Stay there as long as you want!
Hey! Where are you going? Oh, c'mon!