Haven't you always wanted to be in a band named after a flashlight?
Okay. So I know you guys are all excited about our band name being The Incredible Musicians but I really think we should reconsider it.
I know what you're thinking. "But Mike, we already chose our name, and it's The Incredible Musicians" and I don't want to take away from you that you came up with a name on your own, but I'd like to add a little input.
Sure, we're all incredible musicians, but do we really need to tell everyone that? Won't they just hear it? What about something more dark and mysterious, like, oh, I dunno, Stanley 3-in-1 Tripod Flashlight?
Before you object, keep in mind that this flashlight has a design that allows you to use it as one powerful flashlight or separately as three flashlights. That's amazing! It also uses its tripod so that it can stand up on slip-resistant rubber feet. Remarkable, right? Doesn't that just speak to you as a name that you would love to use for our band?
What's that? You've got a new idea? Great! I'm glad you could come around. Sure, what is it? The Incredible Musicians & Mike?
Oh, real mature!