We interrupt this writeup to alert you: we're having a fire drill! Please proceed to your designated Internet exit.
Remember: this is only a test. Please look around your area and make sure there is nothing insecure or perhaps unpurchased. Like, say, this Tekton Everybit and Electronic Repair Screwdriver Bit Set? Before walking slowly to the stairwell nearest your desk, be sure to hit the "I Want One!" button.
Once outside the building, head to the right. Maybe take out your mobile device and pick up another Tekton Everybit and Electronic Repair Screwdriver Bit Set just to be sure. You know what they say, can't be too careful during a fire drill! Then meet up with your team coordinator to make sure your appearance has been recorded on the fire drill personnel checklist.
Once the all clear has sounded, return to your desk and reflect on your inner journey. Take one shallow breath in and two deep breaths out. Wave to your co-workers as they return, and inform there's still time to purchase a Tekton Everybit and Electronic Repair Screwdriver Bit Set of their own.
Then wait for the next fire drill. It could arrive at any minute. Prepare yourself.