Solve the problem of not having a gas grill! Unless that lack of gas grill wasn't the actual problem.
No, Carol, I will NOT not storm away rolling my Char-Griller Grillin’ Pro Gas Grill behind me! I have EVERY RIGHT to storm away with my Char-Griller Grillin’ Pro Gas Grill! Especially since it's got those cute little wheels that make it so easy to move about the patio!
Isn't it obvious, Carol? Just two days ago I was complaining about my old grill not having a 192 square inch warming rack. When you gave me this Char-Griller Grillin’ Pro Gas Grill with a 40,000 BTU gas grill and a 12,000 BTU side burner, you were solving a problem. But I didn't need my problem solved! I was just reaching out for relationship support and reassurance! It wasn't just about my grilling needs, even though the porcelain-coated cast-iron grates are indeed perfect for those needs. It was about communication! I NEEDED TO BE HELD, CAROL!
I know that men like me are supposed to be from Mars, but that time? That time I was from Venus, Carol. And all you could think to do was buy my love. For shame.
I mean, I guess I kinda understand... it's probably what I would have done... okay, fine, you're forgiven. C'mere, honey. MMMMWAH.
Oh, Carol. Sorry. I guess I shouldn't have kissed my Char-Griller Grillin’ Pro Gas Grill right in front of you.