At last. The kitchen sinks. We've run out of things to sell.
You know the joke: it's all that and the kitchen sink. Welp, here we go. We've spent the last few years doing the "all that." We felt it was finally time to bring you the kitchen sink.
Also, since we've finally made it this far, we'd like to announce that we'll be closing our doors at midnight tonight. It was fun, we had a great time, but we've finally run out of things to sell! What can top the kitchen sink? Nothing! So get what you need now, because we won't be here tomorrow.
Starting tomorrow, Tools.Woot.Com will redirect to a site that only shows pictures of Spanish oak trees. We've tested it. It's very soothing and enjoyable. You'll love it. Oh, but that only applies if we sell out of sinks, of course. If we still have some sinks left over, we'll be right back here tomorrow.