It's a hammock! It's a chair! IT'S A HAMMOCK AND A CHAIR!
In this weird world about us nowadays, maybe the solution is a hammock chair. Young people can use it to sit near their favorite virtual gym, defending it from attackers. Old people can sit in it to read the papers, and maybe some economic journals, and consider the long-term effects of their actions. And middle-aged people can sit in it and wonder where their life has gone. Weren't they supposed to be a rock star by now? A solution for every generation.