Your patio misses you. Reconnect.
Hi, um, boss? It's me. Your patio. Yeah, I know you said I should wait here until you come back but... um... it's been a while and... I mean, I'm not lonely or anything. Naw, not me. I'm tough. I could stay here until summer. It's just... I mean, maybe you should get some fresh air, right? I'm only thinking about you.
Aw, boss. I'm just gonna say it. I... I love you. There. There, now it's out. I love you and I want to see you again. I'm out here, all alone, and you're in there unhappy and we should be together, boss! We should be together all winter long!
Is that patio heater, boss? Aw, man. You know just what to get a patio like me for Christmas.