There is nothing as perfect as relaxing in an Adirondack chair. NOTHING
The Mona Lisa? Pales before the feeling of sitting in an Adirondack chair with a nice cold drink.
The green grassy fields of Ireland? Nowhere close to the relaxing breeze through your hair as you rest in an Adirondack chair.
The glorious seas of the Aegean? They're nothing compared to resting on your porch in an Adirondack.
The glittering stars at night? Poppycock next to a dark evening in an Adirondack!
The most perfect diamond the world has ever produced? No resale value on the open market! Especially when compared to the long-term worth of owning an Adirondack chair.