Big Bidet owns this town! If they snap their fingers, you'll never work again, baby!
All right, ladies! I didn't get this to the top of my game in the bidet business without knowing when to break a few heads! And today's the day we fire up the fountain! It's time to get our no-nos wet! Josie, we need copy on a non-electric Bio Bidet! Jokes, doll, jokes! Impress me! Go!
Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Stop right there, Josie. You think a half hour video of a kitten trying to drink from a bidet is going to impress the Internet? That's never going to happen, the Internet's tired of cats! I need a copywriter who gets the zeitgeist! Zeit makes right, that's my motto! YOU'RE FIRED! Desiree, what's your angle? Aim for the fence, girl, and fast, fast, fast!
Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Stop right there, Desiree. You think we should market this as a cheap water park for children? That's not so bad, except yesterday I secured the Waterdown WaterThrills Water Park account, and they'd leave us in a second! I need a copywriter who knows what I know before I know I know it! YOU'RE FIRED! Stevia, it's your ball now. What's it gonna be? Soccer? Basketball?
Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Stop right there, Stevia. You say we should do a bidet writeup all about me? How I talk and think and act? And about how I'm giving you a substantial raise? Stevia, that's a great idea! We're running with it! And you're getting a substantial raise! Let that be a lesson to you, two empty desks. You should be more like Stevia!