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The Pulse-Flo muffler keeps this generator quiet. Which is good for when your android wants to sleep.

Shhh! Shhh! Don't make a sound! I just got my android to fall asleep! If he wakes up now, it'll take me hours to reengage the shutdown diagnostic!

I know, you've heard that I'm an evil scientist who's out of his mind and desperate to seize power. But that's in the past! Now I'm an evil scientist who only wants to raise his android kid. And all the power I need is right here in this 7500 Watt Generator.

Look how easy the control center makes it! I don't even need to be the superhuman genius that I am! In fact, even my stupidest minon can quickly activate and deactivate this generator as needed. And it's quiet! Certainly more quiet than the snores of my little android over there.

Wait is that... oh no! He's crying! That means he's awake! Aw, jeez. Maybe if I drive him around the block in my hovercar prototype I can get him back to sleep...

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Westinghouse Portable Generator

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Westinghouse Portable Generator
$749.99 In Stock Home & Garden
$749.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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