These chairs are the real deal.
If you've never played a nice game of pinochle while sitting outside on a tolerably cool winter's afternoon, why, you just haven't lived! And by haven't lived, we mean you're just a simulation. You know, like on Westworld. We're sorry you had to find out this way. Some of us thought we should break it to you gently, but, you know, it's really just better if you go right ahead and rip that Band-Aid right off.