Prepare your warm weather stations before the warm weather alert sounds.
HONNNK! HONNNNK! HONNNNNNNK! That's the sound of the warm weather alert drill! Had there been actual warm weather approaching, that alert would have been followed by instructions on how to best proceed to the nearest 5-Piece Patio Set.
The warm weather alert board in your area keeps track of all warm weather events, in an attempt to keep citizens safe and prepared for enjoying warm weather. Please use this oppotunity to check on your patio and replace any 5-Piece Patio Sets that may be missing. Without a 5-Piece Patio Set, you may not be prepared to take full advantage of any warm weather.
Please stay tuned to this channel for future warm weather updates. Warm weather may appear at any time! Be ready!
HONNNK! HONNNNK! HONNNNNNNK!