Where's the shed? That'll be you the moment you finish setting up the camouflage.
A lot of people get worried about owning a camouflage shed. A lot of people think they're gonna trip over it, or run into it while mowing the lawn, or maybe forget where it is and never find their stuff. The truth is, that just won't happen.
See, the trick is to look for the door handle. Sure, it's not the easiest thing in the world, but if you wanted easy, you'd be buying a bright pink shed with THE SHED IS RIGHT HERE EVERYBODY written on it in bright orange paint. The fact you're even thinking about a camo-colored shed means that you, Sir or Madame, are interested in the quiet subtle colors that only camouflage can offer. And that means you will to go the extra mile to remember where your shed is sitting.
Don't be afraid. Instead be happy! You're about to start your Sherlock-style memory palace. All on this camouflaged pillar of storage right here.
Additionally, it's not actually a pillar. You knew that, right? Of course you did.