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What if a popular horror movie series had been remade with these WEN Miter Saws? We think it miter gone something like this:

Hello, Stella.

Wh-where am I? Why does it look like a gas station men's room?

I could answer that. But you're running out of time already.

Time? Why am I chained to this table?

I have a mission for you, Stella. It's part of a little game. You see, I chose you. I already know what you'll do.

Oh, that's a really nice Miter Saw there on the, um, rusty table.

Look again, Stella.

Oh, sure, there's also a nice see-saw right next to it.

You have to choose, Stella. Choose, or someone you love will pay the price.

I mean, I guess I choose the Miter Saw.

Really? I could have sworn-

-that I'd be scared of the saw? As if! I enjoy woodworking! It's good to use one's hands.

I, uh, totally knew that about you, Stella.

Right, sure. I bet you're a big tough puppet master.

I mean... I just...

Wait. You don't know what a see saw actually does, do you? You just noticed the word "Saw" in the name and figured it would make you look tough?

No! Shut up! I have a big plan! You're in trouble!

Oh, fine then, come down and show me how it's done.

I- I don't wanna!

Yeah, sure. More like you can't.

SHUT UP, STELLA! SOMEONE YOU LOVE WILL PAY!

What are you gonna do, attack them with a see saw? You need a friend for that? And I bet you don't have any friends! Ha ha ha! What a bad puppet master you are!

I DO TOO! I DO TOO! SHUT UP! WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME?

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12-Inch Sliding Compound Miter Saw
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