In the harsh desert steppes of high adventure comes the barbarian hero... ATMOR!
They say in the last days of Atlantis a great wizard escaped with the secret of turning cold water into hot water. When the Grand Ensandining struck the mountain kingdom of D'aaaag, no one thought there would ever be a need for warm water again, and so the secrets were lost. And then, that winter, there came the snows. And so did the young warrior ATMOR stride forth, with a dream of returning hot water to his village!
Of course, young Atmor grew to become a warrior, a hero, a leader, and a king. King Atmor created the trust that later became the only reason we still know how to heat water! And, you know, along the way he beat a couple snake gods and some giant monsters and a few space crabs and some punk with a magic axe. But mostly, the stuff about heating water.
Carry on the legacy of ATMOR in your home today! Crush your enemies! See them taking a warm bath before you! Possibly save some lamentations when the power bill arrives!
LET US TELL YOU OF THE DAYS OF HIGH ADVENTURE AND A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF HOT WATER!