We all know how to pronounce "Folding Miter Saw & Power Tool Stand" don't we? But how do you pronounce "PortaMate"?
There are many different ways to pronounce "PortaMate" and guess what? Each ones says something about what sort of person you are.
Por-TA-mate: You're the sort of person who enjoys life to the fullest. You don't worry about where you came from or where you're going. To you, it's about the now. And that's why the PortaMate Folding Miter Saw Power Tool Stand will be perfect for you! Take it out when you need it, fold it up when you don't. No worries! No hassle! Live your life and be free!
Porta-MATE: For you, it's all about the goal. You want a PortaMate Folding Miter Saw Power Tool Stand because of what it can do for you. Stuff like the lumber storage rack on the front legs and the included work vise and work light? That's what you consider a "Selling Point". Also, you use air quotes a lot. Possibly too much.
Por-TA-ma-TE: Some people say you put on airs. But those people are plebeians who refuse to fully appreciate your genius! You need to be ready for any option at any time. Use the Universal Quick Mounts for planers, band saws, scroll saws, miter saws, and impress the carpenters who come over to judge you. Who are they to judge YOU, eh? They're not in YOUR league. But the PortaMate Folding Miter Saw Power Tool Stand sure is.
Purrtamate: You enjoy cat puns. It doesn't matter if you buy a PortaMate Folding Miter Saw Power Tool Stand or not, you'll still continue to enjoy cat puns. Nothing will ever change that. Nothing.