Life is like a pressure washer. And we, we are but the driveway.
2016 is tough. 2016 is like a never-ending blast of hard water into the face of society. Celebrities are gone. Musicians are gone. The economy is weird, with words like "Brexit" that were only invented to describe the new situations that nobody fully understands. We're in a bizarre election, the media is falling apart, no one knows what the future of comedy is going to turn out to be, and our kids are buying vinyl and fountain pens and wearing hats like it was the 1930s all over again. IT'S ENOUGH TO TEAR A PERSON APART!!!
Imagine that level of pressure applied to the dirt on your driveway, deck, or backyard patio. Now you understand what power a pressure washer has. So get one now, while there's still time. After all, it's only summer. 2016 still has a bunch of time left to increase the pressure.