Spread some rain down on your Kilamanjaros.
Let's be honest: if you were in a band, what would be THE most punk rock thing you could possibly have your name on? That's right. A bidet. Lots of people have guitars or drums with their signature on the top. That's just a sign you've made it. But a bidet? Your band's name on a bidet? That's sending a message. That's saying "Hey, we don't care what you say about us, because we do what we want." So keep this in mind, if your punk band ever wants to do endorsements. Maybe it would be a good idea to consider a bidet deal.