Hello and welcome, patient. I am Dr. Realtherapist and I am a real therapist. You can tell because I have one of those real therapist fainting couch things right there. Oh, yes, I'm sure it looks like an Abbyson Living Redondo Chaise Lounge, just like I'm sure my tie looks like a drawing of a tie tacked to a t-shirt. But, dear patient, let me assure you: they, like my standing as a therapist, are completely valid and real.
So why don't you step into my office that looks like a lawn, lie down, and we'll get started.
First, tell me about your dad. Was he really tall? How did that make you feel? Did it make you feel short? How tall are you, anyway? Am I taller than you? Here, as a trust exercise, why don't you stand up from that Abbyson Living Redondo Chaise Lounge, I mean couch, and we'll see who's taller. Now, how did that exercise make you feel? Like a loser because you're shorter than your therapist?
Yes, these are the questions I was taught to ask in therapist school. You'd like to see my diploma? Sure can! It's this pool we're sitting next to. That's how you know I went to the best therapy school: they give you a whole pool when you graduate!
Well, that car pulling into the driveway means we're out of time, but there is time for one more exercise. It's called "help me take this Abbyson Living Redondo Chaise Lounge-looking fainting couch and load it into my pick-up truck." It's about getting to know yourself, specifically the part of yourself that can run fast while carrying half of a chaise lounge.
Features
- Set includes: Two (2) adjustable chaise lounges
- Materials: PE wicker, powder-coated iron frame, water-resistant cushions
- Finish: Multi toned brown wicker
- Sturdy construction
- Adjustable back frame
- Neutral colors to match any decor
- Perfect for poolside, your deck, or backyard space
- Weight Capacity: 250 Pounds
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 1 Year Abbyson
Specs
Dimensions: 78.5" W x 25" D x 14.5" H
Weight: 25lbs/chaise
In the Box:
- (2) Abbyson Living Redondo Outdoor Chaise Loungers - Black, Espresso, or Brown
Specs
Dimensions: 78.5" W x 25" D x 14.5" H
Weight: 25lbs/chaise
In the Box:
- (2) Abbyson Living Redondo Outdoor Chaise Loungers - Black, Espresso, or Brown
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