What if you could rent out your pool? NOW YOU CAN!

There was a time when America was about fitting in and being civilized. Guess what? WE'RE DONE WITH THAT. Today it's a better idea to lease your bathroom to a college kid than to keep it for yourself. No, seriously. Think about it. That's an extra few hundred a month you get if they live in there! Oh, of course, of course, right now you're thinking "But Tools.Woot, if I did that, where would I bathe?" The answer is right underneath you even now. THE POOL.

The trick, you see, is to buy this pool cleaner and use it constantly. It's really no different than cleaning out the bathtub, and what's more comfortable than swimming in the all-together? As long as you send that pool cleaner to take care of any poolish messses, it's really no different than, say, washing a dish after you're done eating! And hey, you can turn a profit on that bathroom at last!

Maybe some of you are saying "that's how animals live" as you turn up your nose. Well, consider this: animals live pretty well in today's society. Pretty darn well.

Don't let your outdated ideas of the middle class stand in the way of reaching your dream of financial independence. Cut that corner and get yourself a pool cleaner and turn that empty real estate into a money-making business! And hey, pick up one for your new bathroom tenant as well. That tub is technically an indoor private lap pool. That's an extra $100 convenience charge!

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