Oh yea oh yea! Another bidet!

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HEAR YE! Come on down to the corner of Horehound and Licorice and try out Ye Olde Bidettery! Free peppermint hard candy with every visit! Just like George Washington used, according to our official on-site bidetgrapher! Come one, come all, come now! HEAR YE! HEAR YE!

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Features

A8 Serenity Elongated Bidet Toilet Seat

From the moment you sit down, you’ll know that the A8 was designed with your utmost comfort in mind. Soft curves offer reliable and dependable support for every user in your home. Serenity caters to all your senses in new ways.

The new uni-body design of the lid has a contemporary look with a singular silhouette that melds into the backdrop of your bathroom. The structure has been re-imagined to be more reliable and dependable for day-to-day use by the entire family. From regaining independence in the bathroom to paving the way towards learning proper hygiene, everyone can have a spa-like experience from the comfort of your own home.

  • Dual-sided wireless remote control
  • User presets
  • Uni-body design offers the perfect silhouette
  • The best of both worlds, for the world. Hybrid heating
  • Dual speed dryer
  • Adjustable heated seat
  • Night Light
  • Intelligent body sensor
  • Splash guard
  • Slow closing seat/lid
  • Quick release for easy cleaning
  • Eco mode
  • User controlled Silient mode
  • Hide away hose crips

Warranty: 2 Year BioBidet

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item

Specs

In the Box:

  • (1) Bio Bidet A8 Serenity Elongated Bidet Toilet Seat
  • Complete Installation Kit

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
25m 59.446s
First Sucker:
tonychang1
Last Wooter to Woot:
phavata

Purchaser Experience

  • 19% first woot
  • 4% second woot
  • 32% < 10 woots
  • 19% < 25 woots
  • 26% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 15% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 2% one year old
  • 83% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 89% bought 1
  • 0% bought 2
  • 11% bought 3

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Bio Bidet A8 Serenity Elongated Seat
$319.99 Sold Out Home & Garden
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