HEAR YE, HEAR YE! I, the official town crier for this municipality, do hereby announce the opening of Ye Olde Bidettery at the corner of Horehound and Licorice! Unlike our competition, Ye Olde Bidettery offers only the finest Tank Heating System with a patented 3-in-1 Vortex Technology Nozzle, steps beyond what they offer at, say, Jefferson's Outhouse Emporium.
HEAR YE FURTHER! I, the official town crier, invite all citizens to enjoy the fulfilling posterior wash of Ye Old Bidettery, leaving each posterior as fresh and clean as the green green grass just after a fine summer shower! Unlike, say, the chairs at T'Elite Papyrus, the Egyptian-themed toilet chain. "Poop like a pharaoh!" they say. But did any pharaoh ever offer Bubble Infusion and an Oscillating Wash?
HEAR YE! Come on down to the corner of Horehound and Licorice and try out Ye Olde Bidettery! Free peppermint hard candy with every visit! Just like George Washington used, according to our official on-site bidetgrapher! Come one, come all, come now! HEAR YE! HEAR YE!
Features
BioBidet BB-800 Prestige Elongated Bidet
- Tank Heating System
- Patented 3 in 1 Nozzle with Vortex Technology
- Power Save Mode
- Vortex Wash
- Posterior Wash
- Feminine Wash
- Pulsating Wash
- Oscillating Wash
- Bubble Infusion
- Adjustable Heated Seat
- Installation Manual
Warranty: 3 Year BioBidet
Bio Bidet Bliss BB-1700 Hybrid On-Demand Heating System Premium Class Seat
- Hybrid Instant Water Heating Technology
- Patented 3 in 1 Nozzle with Vortex Technology
- Stainless Steel Nozzle
- Wider Water Stream
- Bubble Infusion
- Contoured Side Panel
- Motorized Nozzle Cleaning
- Patent Pending Hydro-Flush
- Oscillating Wash
- Massaging Wash
- Contoured Side Panel
- Dimensions
(BB 1700 comes with side panel shown in video, no remote)
Warranty: 3 Year BioBidet
A8 Serenity Elongated Bidet Toilet Seat
From the moment you sit down, you’ll know that the A8 was designed with your utmost comfort in mind. Soft curves offer reliable and dependable support for every user in your home. Serenity caters to all your senses in new ways.
The new uni-body design of the lid has a contemporary look with a singular silhouette that melds into the backdrop of your bathroom. The structure has been re-imagined to be more reliable and dependable for day-to-day use by the entire family. From regaining independence in the bathroom to paving the way towards learning proper hygiene, everyone can have a spa-like experience from the comfort of your own home.
- Dual-sided wireless remote control
- User presets
- Uni-body design offers the prefect silhouette
- The best of both worlds, for the world. Hybrid heating
- Dual speed dryer
- Adjustable heated seat
- Night Light
- Intelligent body sensor
- Splash guard
- Slow closing seat/lid
- Quick release for easy cleaning
- Eco mode
- User controlled Silient mode
- Hide away hose crips
Warranty: 2 Year BioBidet
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Specs
In the Box:
- (1) Bio Bidet BB-800 Ultimate Advanced Bidet Toilet Seat, Elongated White
- Complete Installation Kit
--OR--
- (1) Bio Bidet Supreme BB-1700 Advanced Bidet Toilet Seat, Elongated White
- Complete Installation Kit
-- OR --
- (1) Bio Bidet A8 Serenity Elongated Bidet Toilet Seat
- Complete Installation Kit
Specs
In the Box:
- (1) Bio Bidet BB-800 Ultimate Advanced Bidet Toilet Seat, Elongated White
- Complete Installation Kit
--OR--
- (1) Bio Bidet Supreme BB-1700 Advanced Bidet Toilet Seat, Elongated White
- Complete Installation Kit
-- OR --
- (1) Bio Bidet A8 Serenity Elongated Bidet Toilet Seat
- Complete Installation Kit
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 44m 42.226s
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