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The year is 4691. The world is full of clean cars and the apocalypse has been avoided. Why? Because YOU made the decision to use this waterless car wash system.

In some alternate future the grasslands are desert. Alternate you wears goggles and a scarf. Dirty spiked chariots fire chainsaw missiles across fire pits as Tina Turner's iron fist waves death upon your adversary. But in THIS future, you're golden, because you used Eco Wash and didn't ruin the planet by washing your car!

By favoring this special formula instead of one of our planet's most vital resources, you get a clean car AND a clean future. Yes, you miss out on the intense bodybuilding program that comes from lifting armored plates to build a fort that can protect the orphans from sand pirates, but you get the joy that comes from knowing that you might never be crossbowed in a battle for a tanker truck full of H2O. And why? Because every drop of water not used on your car is a drop of water for a human to drink.

Remember, it's perfectly easy to keep your car clean AND protect the future. And this Eco Wash Waterless Car Wash System is much cheaper than retro-fitting your muscle car to hold a rack for launching pointed logs at the semi-truck where they're holding your wife and dog prisoner.

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Complete Noob!

Everyone starts somewhere, right? And if you're starting here, here is a good thing with which to start. Consider this the hardware equivalent of a TV dinner. It's not gonna be hard for you at all.

  • Waterless car wash starter kit contains everything you need to start washing and protecting your car without wasting a drop of water
  • Included is a 24oz bottle of Eco Touch Waterless Car Wash, (2) microfiber towels and a bonus 2oz bottle of Concentrate (concentrate will make another full 24 oz. bottle)
  • This kit will clean 4-6 mid-sized sedans
  • Cleans and protects your vehicle in one easy step
  • The formula's powerful surfactants 'lift' dirt away from the vehicle while a layer of polymers protect paint from the elements
  • Your vehicle will be left shiny, spotless and ready to take on the road!
  • Made in the USA

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty




1. Shake bottle well

2. Spray on a microfiber towel and cool car surface

3. Gently wipe and lift to pick up grime

4. Quickly use a second dry towel and buff to shine

For excessively soiled surfaces (mud or sand) pre-rinse first with water

All ingredients: filtered water, plant-derived surfactants (for cleaning: alkyl polyglycosides), polymer emulsion (for shine: dimethicone), soda ash, preservative (less than .05%).


  • Bottles from #2 polyethylene
  • Sprayer from blend of polyethylene/polypropylene
  • Both are 100% recyclable

In the Box:

(1) Eco Touch Waterless Car Wash Kit WRFKT includes:

  • (1) 24oz bottle of Eco Touch Waterless Car Wash
  • (2) Microfiber Towels
  • (1) 2oz bottle of Eco Touch Waterless Car Wash Concentrate

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Purchaser Experience

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  • 21% < 25 woots
  • 56% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 88% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 66% bought 1
  • 22% bought 2
  • 12% bought 3

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