Lawn Cube

9AM: Work out. 11AM: Mow the lawn. But what if we told you a secret only the ancients knew... about HOW TO COMPRESS TIME??????

You see, time is like a lawn. Lush, beautiful, always growing. But the human brain is like a Fiskars Mower. Always pushing, driven only by inertia and willpower. And willpower is the force that crushes time and space like a beer can in a black hole!

Did you know that the human mind uses 10% of its total power? Really? You knew that? Because that's a myth, you know. Yeah, not so confident now, are you, Know-It-All Jones? And if you were wrong about that, what ELSE might you be wrong about? The theory that time compression is impossible? NOW ARE YOU CATCHING ON???

Face it, the Fiskars Mower blasts through twigs and weeds and difficult grass clusters with precision-ground, hardened steel blades. 30% easier to push than other mowers, but not all namby-pamby like some gas-powered hovercraft. This mower is steered and driven by nothing more than the power of the human mind and to some extent the human body and also physics if you really break it down all the way. That's right, the power to compress exercise and chores IS ALREADY WITHIN YOU RIGHT NOW!!!!

Of course, if you want to use the Fiskars Mower to go back to your childhood or go forward to get tips on a horse race, we can't help you. Strangely enough, time compression only works in a single, very specific way. But you wouldn't look at a Lamborghini and be disappointed it wasn't a pizza oven, would you?

Of course you wouldn't. And THAT'S the power of the human mind.

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Features

  • Offers a cleaner cut without the hassles of gasoline, oil, battery charging, electrical cords or loud engine noise
  • A combination of advanced technologies makes it 30% easier to push than other reel mowers
  • Patent-pending inertia drive reel delivers 50% more cutting power to blast through twigs, weeds and tough spots that would jam other reel mowers
  • Exclusive StaySharp Cutting System uses precision-ground, hardened steel blades to cut grass without the blades touching
  • Reduced friction and blade wear for long-lasting performance without costly annual blade sharpening
  • Cuts all grass types, even tough southern varieties like St. Augustine, Zoysia, Bahia and Bermuda
  • 17 inch cut width
  • Height-adjustable handle with three discrete lengths

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Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 2 year Fiskars

Specs

Specifications
Mower Type: Walk Behind - Non-Electric
Manual Push Mower Type: Reel
Blades: 17" Hardened Steel
Cutting Width: 17"
Cutting Height:
  • Minimum: 1.5"
  • Maximum: 3.5"
Deck Width: 22.5"
Tool-Free Adjustment: Yes
Rust Resistant Deck: Yes
Size of Yard: 1/2 - 1 acre
Terrain: Uneven with Obstacles
Bagger: No
Mulching Capability: No
Deck Cleanout: No
High Wheel: No
Weight:: 43.5 lbs

Product Manual: click here!

In the Box:

  • (1) Fiskars 6208 17-Inch StaySharp Push Reel Lawn Mower
  • Assembly Instructions

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Fiskars StaySharp Push Reel Lawn Mower
$134.99 Sold Out Home & Garden
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