Swing On

Gliders? Swingers? All are welcome here!

Have you met the new neighbors?

"The ones who moved into the Petersons' old place?"

Yeah. Ron and I finally met them yesterday.

"Ohhh, what were they like?"

She's an accountant, and he's a manager somewhere, but get this: They're swingers.

"Swingers!?"

Yeah, swingers.

"We have swingers in our neighborhood?"

Now we do. We were talking for a bit, and then they started saying, 'You've gotta come swing with us'.

"What did you say?"

At first we were reluctant. I mean, they're new to the neighborhood. We hardly know them. We didn't want to impose. But they were so nice and insistent. Anyway, Ron and I went home but then got to thinking, maybe we will swing with them, so, well, we did.

"You did!?"

It's a big step, I know, but somebody's got to welcome them to their new home. Anyway, we went to their house, and they have this beautiful Jack Post Country Garden Collection Patio Glider in their backyard, and it had room for both of us, so Ron and I sat down on it and did some swinging while they sat on the porch and cooked pork chops.

"Ohhhh, THAT kind of swinging."

What'd you think I meant?

"Like 'swingers'."

OH. Haha. No no no, not that kind. I guess I should have clarified that it's a glider, not a swingset, but I can see how you got confused there. Sorry! It makes more sense now, right?

"Uh, yeah....."

 

Features

  • Elegant, natural wood high-back glider
  • 15 Wooden slats form 4-foot-wide rounded bench
  • Powder coated steel frame for corrosion resistance
  • Smoothly, and quietly glides on 4 ball-bearing gliders
  • Easy bolt-together assembly
  • Beautiful bronze finish
  • Supports up to 500 pounds
  • Measures 71 by 30 by 37-inch; 58 pounds

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item

Warranty: 1 Year Jensen

Specs

Specifications
Frame Material: Steel
Frame Dimensions: 30" L x 71" W x 37" H
Weight: 59 pounds
Seat Dimensions: 18" L x 48" W x 17" H
Seating Capacity: 2
Capacity: 500 pounds
Construction: Natural Wood

In the Box:

  • (1) Jack Post CG-12Z Country Garden Collection Patio Glider

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 82% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
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Jack Post Country Garden Collection Patio Glider
$104.99 Sold Out Home & Garden
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.