That guy who stood in your hallway holding a flashlight had to retire. But don't worry. This track lighting will do the same job just as well.

Oh, it's always sad to lose a member of the family, isn't it? Byron was there since day one, just holding his flashlight so visitors could see the wine bottles and art in your vestibule. And now, Byron's moving on, to spend more time with his wife and children. But that art and those wine bottles aren't going to light themselves, are they?

Look, if it helps, you can call the LED lamp "Byron Jr." every time you angle the evenly distributed light. Much like Ol' Byron, these track lights will be reliable, and work (on average) around 50,000 hours. Not to mention they'll be low maintenance and look very nice anywhere in the house.

Oh, and track lights don't write tell-all books. Haven't you heard? "What The Flashlight Saw" by Byron is scorching up the best seller list even now! Don't worry, though. He changed all the names. Nobody will EVER know it's all about you.

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