When you've absolutely got to have a spinner laser to finish the job, this is the spinning laser for you.

Hello, I'm a super-villain's contractor. If you need a volcano base with a tiger pit under your dinner table, I'm the guy you call. And, because of that, I swear by the Johnson Level Rotary Laser Level Kit.

All you have to do with this laser level is set up the stand, even out the bubbles, and turn it on. It'll even glow so you can do the whole thing in the dark, which is great for when you've got to be tunneling beneath an abandoned castle or something. You'd be surprised how often that will come up in my line of work.

That's not to say this level is only for top-of-the-line jobs. Sure, fire it up and hand some pictures on opposite sides of the room if you want. I do that all the time. The lasers sure won't care! But when you're ready to test out the single-use ultra-ray and don't feel like firing up the generators? This spinning level will show you just how the lasers will hit the walls, and let you plan accordingly.

Remember, if your secret fortress isn't made with a Johnson Level Rotary Laser, it may not be level. Don't leave your enemy a weakness to exploit! Either buy this, or buy a well-defended orbital platform in geo-synchronous orbit high above the Earth! And, hey, this is MUCH cheaper.

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