Living In A Box

Here's your chance to buy an invisible, intangible, weightless ghost! With included Lytex Aluminum Storage Case, of course.

Many people say, "If ghosts were real, people would sell them!" Well, guess what, ghost lovers! We've got one! Invisible to the eye, unobservable to the ear, impossible to smell, impossible to feel, and with no taste whatsoever. You'll never know where your ghost is, but it'll be there! Inside your beautiful Lytex Aluminum Storage Case.

Soon people will come to your house and say "I hear you have a ghost! I want to see your ghost!" To that, you'll scoff. "SEE a ghost? Phah! You CLEARLY don't understand the World Beyond, you fool. Mortal fool!" And then, you'll hold up your Lytex Aluminum Storage Case and they'll admire the shine and maybe throw twenty bucks in it.

Of course, the Lytex Aluminum Storage Case works just as well for storing things like tools or your maps to local haunted houses, but what will it hold the best? Ghosts! Because the Lytex Aluminum Storage Case is made with a special astral coating refined from purest logic. That's right! Logic! The one thing a ghost CAN'T pass through!

So, remember: when you get your Lytex Aluminum Storage Case and open it up, there's going to be a ghost in your house. You'll never be able to confirm it, of course. But is confirmation really what owning a ghost is all about? Like, have you ever asked a scientist to prove you have a cat? Of course not! You just know, people! You just know!

 

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Features

0 of 5 Drills:
Baby's First Tool!

Are you the sort of person who could cut yourself on a cotton ball? There there, there there. This item will be perfect for you. The only way you could be safer is if you were sealed in John Travolta's bubble.

  • Constructed from Aluminum .059 (1.4mm) thick
  • Stackable corners
  • Hinged covers
  • Spring loaded handles
  • Lockable latches (lock not included)
  • Profile frame for reliability
  • Durable for consumer and commercial use
  • Rubber gasket for water resistance
  • Made in Switzerland to strict Swiss standards

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

Specifications
Internal Dimensions: 21.7" L x 13.8" W x 15" H
External Dimensions: 22.8" L x 14.9" W x 16.1" H
Weight: 12.5 pounds
Volume: 2.6 cubic feet
Weight Rated: 65 pounds

In the Box:

  • (1) Litex EF22.1415 Aluminum Case

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
51m 22.339s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
AJRII

Purchaser Experience

  • 17% first woot
  • 2% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 13% < 25 woots
  • 56% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 3% one year old
  • 78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 56% bought 1
  • 27% bought 2
  • 17% bought 3

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Litex Aluminum Case
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