Ladder, Can You Spare A Climb?

Find yourself a Little Giant Alta One ladder and settle down with it. I mean it.

Let me give you some advice: you don't want to end up like me.

Me, I was a fool. Never thought about ladders. Never. Had a fancy job, nice house, beautiful wife and kids. I had it all - except the one thing that would've let me hold on to everything. A ladder.

It started at work. Me and this guy Brett were the two hotshots. Both up for the same promotion. I come in one Monday morning, Brett's got it. I'm out in the cold. What happened? Brett went over to my boss's house. Helped him paint some cabinets. With his Little Giant Alta One ladder. Just folded it up, took it over there, unfolded it. Got to work. Got the promotion. Easy as anything.

And I still didn't get the picture. Couple weeks later, wife was on me to fix these shingles over the door. I kept putting it off. Had TV to watch. What an idiot. Comes the day a shingle falls on my wife. She's all bloody. Horrible. The stare she gave me, boy, I'll never forget it. Kicked me out of the house a couple weeks later. Divorce papers, the whole bit. Over. Like that.

Then I go one weekend to pick up my son. He says he don't want to go. Wants to stay home with Uncle Brett. Who? Same guy from work. Brett. Taken up with my wife. Putting my kid to bed. I say to the kid, why, what's he done that I don't do? Kid says he had a balloon, helium balloon. Let it go in the dining room, went way up by the ceiling. Uncle Brett got it down. How? Ladder. That damn ladder.

I got it then. But too late. No money to buy a ladder, not even at a great discount Woot price. No garage to put a ladder in, not even a compact Little Giant Alta One. All I had was the empty street all day and an empty bottle every night. Sometimes I go by my old place. Last time there was a basketball hoop up. He must've put it up. Brett. Shooting baskets with my kid while I crouch in the bushes. Just terrible.

Take it from me, mister. Don't learn the hard way. A man without a ladder? He ain't no man at all. I mean to tell you that, by God. Good night to you, now.

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Features

  • Patented hinge technology locks and guides telescoping sides safely and allows for maximum adjustability
  • Wide-flared legs, rubberized feet, and high-quality construction gives stability in any configuration
  • Many different configurations:  Adjustable Extension Ladder, A-frame Ladder, Staircase Ladder, 90° Ladder and as a Trestle-and-Plank Scaffolding System
  • Constructed of aerospace-grade aluminum, this ladder is ultra-light and ultra-strong
  • Complies with all applicable OSHA ANSI A14.2 standards
  • OSHA and ANSI rated to hold up to 250 pounds on each side
  • Can be used safely on stairs, ramps, curbs, docks or other uneven surfaces.

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item

Warranty: 1 Year Little Giant

Specs

Specifications
Material: Heavy-wall 6005-T5 aluminum
Weight Capacity: 250 pounds per side
Weight: 39 pounds
Extension Height: 10 to 18 feet
Step Ladder Height: 5 to 9 feet
Storage Height: 5 foot 7 inches
Storage Depth: 8 inches
Max Scaffolding Height: 3 feet
Max Workbench Height: 5 feet
Width at base: 27 inches

 

In the Box:

  • (1) Little Giant Alta One 14016-001 M-22 Ladder

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Little Giant Alta One 22-Foot Ladder
$189.99 Sold Out Home & Garden
$189.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.