Let's Get Bidet

Bidet. A French word meaning "Oooo! That was unexpectedly refreshing!"

There was a time when people walking down the street had to look up, lest they be hit by the contents of a chamberpot. Yeah, no kidding. There's a reason the "good old days" never go back before World War II. Yick, right?

Today, of course, we all have plumbing. And, as such, we can afford to enjoy some things that once were reserved for royalty and rich people. Case in point? The bidet!

Once bidets were scary and foreign and not to be trusted. Today, they're loyal guardians of cleanliness, with hoses made of braided steel and designed to attach to any toilet... even yours! That's right, loyal reader, YOU could be spraying your undercarriage with soothing, cleansing water, JUST LIKE THE PRUSSIAN KINGS AND QUEENS OF OLD!

Just please, don't ask us to explain any more. Decency forbids it.

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Features

  • Fresh water bidet with one-touch pressure and temperature control
  • High-pressure faucet quality valves with metal/ceramic core
  • Standard size braided steel hose for water connection
  • Moveable nozzle guard gate
  • Regular nozzle and feminine nozzle retract when not in use
  • Self-cleaning feature releases hot water directly over nozzles
  • Easily attaches to and detaches from any standard two-piece toilet
  • Meets ASME standards
  • All accessories and instructions included

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item

Warranty: 18 Month Luxe

Specs

Specifications
Product Dimensions: 17.4" x 7.1" x 3.8"
Product Weight: 2.8 pounds
Body: ABS resin
Inlet: Plastic
Valve: Metal-ceramic
Certifications: ASME

In the Box:

  • (1) Luxe Neo-320 Bidet
  • (2) Circular attachment plates with rubber gaskets
  • (1) 15/16" x 15/16" x 1/2" plastic t-adapter
  • (1) Cold water connection metal braided hose
  • (1) 3/8" x 3/8" x 8mm metal t-adapter
  • (1) 10 foot polyurethane hose with metal end
  • (1) Replacement wall to tank metal braided hose
  • Installation and user guide

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
7m 43.991s
First Sucker:
potty
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 52% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 8% one year old
  • 87% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 81% bought 1
  • 14% bought 2
  • 5% bought 3

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Luxe Self-Cleaning Hot/Cold Water Bidet
$54.99 Sold Out Home & Garden
$54.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.