Cartesian dualism: having to choose between two perfectly good carts.

Ah, Rene Descartes. A man who, one day, woke up and decided to doubt everything. Everything! He even doubted if he had a body! Maybe he was just dreaming all this! Maybe he was in a Steampunk Matrix! And from that, philosophy discovered the mind/body dualism.

But how does this apply to you?

Well, close your eyes. Feel your surroundings. Feel your existence. Cogito, ergo sum. Are you a body? Are you a mind? Or are you a body and mind unified as one?

Hey, if you're the first, no sweat. Raw minds should get the Mighty Max Sports Utlity Cart. It's got end walls, a tool rack, heavy duty bungee cords, and it's perfect for the thinker! Hold down those books and feather pens, right?

But if you're the second, don't worry. Body-beings will enjoy the Mighty Max All Purpose Garden & Lawn Cart. With the six inch deep tub (also removable!) that can help you make a "double-decker" cart and the same gripping rubber tread that all Mighty Max carts boast.

However, if you're both mind AND body, you're going to want BOTH carts! And guess what? Buy more than one cart, and you'll get a little Cartesian bonus: a free hitch for each additional cart, so you can hitch 'em all together. That's right! Joined like mind and body... forever!

And to think, your parents said that philosophy degree would never pay off.

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