We're Watching
You know what's good material for your local open mic night? Bidets!
Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight! Up next, we've got Alex K. from Spokane. He's new to comedy, so be nice okay? Let's hear it for him!
Hey, thanks, everybody! You know how when you sit down at a bidet you-
BIDET? WHAT, DOES IT COME WITH INSTRUCTIONS FOR MOUNTING ON A RIDING LAWNMOWER???
Oh, wow. A heckler. I want you to have fun, dude, but-
ANSWER THE MAN'S QUESTION, FUNNY BOY!
Wow, do you two know each other? Did you come in together?
WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, ALEX K FROM SPOKANE?
Hiding? What? I'm not hiding anything! I'm just trying do to a few jokes about the Bio Bidet Elite 3!
HE'S LYING!
THIS THING WOULD NEVER FIT ON A RIDING LAWNMOWER!
LET'S GET HIM!
Wait! Wait! I never claimed the Bio Bidet 3 would fit on a riding lawnmower! That was some guy in the audience!
HE'S TRYING TO TURN US ON EACH OTHER!
DON'T FALL FOR HIS TRICKS!
TEAR HIM APART AND STUFF HIM IN A BIDET THAT'S MOUNTED ON A RIDING MOWER!
No! No! Nooooo! ARRRRRGH
Hey, that was great! Big hand for being brave enough to get up here, right? Okay, up next, it's Jennifer from Chicago! And hey, tip your waitstaff, right? They're workin' hard out there!
Features
Bio Bidet ELITE 3 Natural Water Bidet with Dual Nozzle
- Non-Electric (connects directly to existing cold water supply)
- Dual Nozzle
- Natural Water
- PSPC Technology
- Easy DIY Installation
- Metal Water Supply Hose
- UPC Certified Built-in Check Valve
- Adjustable Water Pressure
- Splash Guarded Nozzle
- All Brass Inlet
- Metal Water Supply Hose
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 1 Year Limited Warranty Bio Bidet
Specs
- Non-Electric
- 4 lbs.
- Will not fit 1 piece toilets with French Curve
In the box:
- (1) Bio Bidet ELITE 3 Natural Water Bidet with Dual Nozzle
Specs
- Non-Electric
- 4 lbs.
- Will not fit 1 piece toilets with French Curve
In the box:
- (1) Bio Bidet ELITE 3 Natural Water Bidet with Dual Nozzle
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 3m 44.990s
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