Hello, I Am An Ottoman

Before ordering this Sling Lounger and Ottoman, be sure to find an online translator! That way, you'll understand Ottoman. Maybe.

"Hey, kid! Your Ottoman's here!"

Oh, boy! My Outdoor Interiors Sling Lounger With Pillow And Ottoman must have arrived at las- whoa.

حللو، ى ام ان وتتومان. حوع ار يو!

Um... what's going on?

"It's your Ottoman. According to the manifest he's from 1559, just after the Adal Sultanate was absorbed. Prolly fought in the Ajuran-Portuguese war, I'd bet. Ask him about fighting in the Horn of Africa, he'll have some great stories."

حللو، ى ام ان وتتومان. حوع ار يو!

"Yeah, you said it, pal."

There must be some mistake! I wanted a lounger made from plantation-grown Brazillian Eucalyptus! The Ottoman was supposed to be a nice little bonus! You know, like an afterthought!

حللو، ى ام ان وتتومان. حوع ار يو!

"Oo! That's hurtful, kid! This poor guy skipped out on a meeting with Uluc Ali Reis to be here with you today! You know anything about Uluc Ali Reis?"

Um... no?

"Well, there's respect for you. Order an Ottoman, don't even do any research on his peoples and customs. You're just like the EU, kid. You should be ashamed. Sign here.

حللو، ى ام ان وتتومان. حوع ار يو!

"No, Murad, don't bother, this guy's not worth it. Probably expects you require no care or maintenance either."

That's what the features said! He was supposed to be furniture! I wanted to put my feet up on him!

"I ain't gonna stop you kid. But he's a silahtar, so I don't know if he's gonna like that. Of course, you probably don't even know what that is, right? Typical."

حللو، ى ام ان وتتومان. حوع ار يو!

"Anyway, I got more deliveries to do. Good luck with your Ottoman. I'll bring the chair by next week. Maybe."

Wait! Wait, don't leave him! I don't even know what he's saying!

حللو، ى ام ان وتتومان. حوع ار يو!

So, um... you want to split a pizza or something?

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Features

  • Plantation grown Brazilian Eucalyptus
  • Heavy duty brown woven sling requires no care or maintenance
  • Lounger Dimensions: 43" L x 25" W x 37" H
  • Lounger Height at 14"
  • 250 pound maximum weight rated
  • Ottoman Dimensions: 20" x 18" x 14" H
  • Ships fully assembled
  • Folds for storage and ease of use
  • Includes 300 gram all weather polyester adjustable brown head pillow
  • Heavy duty brown woven sling requires no care or maintenance

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item

Warranty: 1 Year Outdoor Interiors

Specs

In the Box:

  • (1) Outdoor Interiors SL10060 Sling Lounger with Pillow
  • (1) Outdoor Interiors BST524 Sling Ottoman/Stool

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Outdoor Interiors Sling Lounger with Pillow and Ottoman
$119.99 Sold Out Home & Garden
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