Mitt. Bucket. Pouch. If you care about your vehicle you'll throw out that sleeveless "Mr. Big In Concert" shirt and start using a REAL car wash kit.

Yes, there was a time when you could stand out front with a hose and old sock, blasting Thin Lizzy and spraying dish soap on the hubcaps. But that time ended the moment you bought a car that was worth more than fifty bucks. Do you have a loan? Are you planning on selling that car one day? Do you really love your motorized baby? Yeah?

Well, then. You know what you have to do.

A nice car wash mitt gives your car things that a roll of paper towels can't. And this mitt? It's machine washable, so it can always be clean. Also it works on either hand, so you can scrub back and forth, in a way that won't ruin your muscles. Remember: uneven scrubbing makes one arm terribly massive, and that can embarrass you at Flex-Fest XXIV!

Plus don't get us started on the importance of a leak-proof bucket. This one, holding up to 2.9 gallons of water, will keep your soapy water in one place, for as long as you need it. No more running to the sink, no more having to drive your car into the kitchen. And then, when you're done, just zip up the storage pouch and go.

We all have fond high school memories of rockin' out as we wash the car. But face facts: our tools were bad and our music was poor and our car was a piece of crap. DON'T LOSE THE GLORIES THAT YOU'VE GAINED! BUY THIS SET AND YOU CAN WASH A CAR LIKE A GROWN UP!

Or, you know, give it to your kid. Tell 'em it's a rite of passage. They don't know.

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