Hrrrrrgh

This armchair is 71 inches in every direction. Just like your arms, right?

I've been working out my right arm since I was fourteen, and I'm proud of my 71 inches worth of mighty bicep. I'm thankful for my River Cottage Gardens Conjunto Armchair, because it's the only thing that can support my powerful 71" wide right arm.

When I'm not busy arm wrestling or opening pickle jars for cash, I like to rest my arm on the comfy cushion and smile. The color and style looks good (especially when I'm wearing a sleeveless shirt, as I am wont to do) and it really takes a load off my sore shoulder. I guess I should maybe do some targeted shoulder exercises at some point. But I'm just too busy focusing on my arm! Every time I do "leg day" I lose a bit of arm mass! AND I CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE ANY!!!

Hmm... maybe if I got a small unicycle to support my elbow I could go up another inch or two...

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Features

  • All-weather resin wicker seating chair great for outdoor use
  • Black basket weave resin wicker
  • Dark brown cushions
  • Woven resin wicker with steel frame
  • Seat cushion is 4" Thick, Back cushion is 2.5" thick
  • 100% polyester fabric on both cushions
  • Contemporary style
  • Easy to assemble
  • Each chair Measures 27" wide, 28" Deep 28" Tall. Weighs 33 pounds

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item

Warranty: 1 Year Jensen Distribution

Specs

Specifications
Dimensions: 27" W x 28" D x 28" H
Weight: 33 Pounds
Material: Black Weave Resin Wicker
Frame: Steel
Seat Cushion: 4" Thick
Back Cushion: 2.5" Thick
Fabric: Polyester

In the Box:

  • (2) River Cottage Gardens IVNY5110 Conjunto Armchair

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River Cottage Gardens Conjunto Armchair, 2-Pack
$269.99 Sold Out Home & Garden
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.