Float High
What made America great? Zero-Gravity Design.
We went to the moon. WE. WENT. TO. THE. MOON. We had Space Needles and Space Pens and Space TV Shows and Space Books and Space to store things in our garages which were entirely built out of Space. THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON SPACE AND SPACE FORMED THE PILLARS THAT CARRIED US INTO SPACE WHERE WE FOUND MORE SPACE. And now, what do we do? We just sit around watching reality television and talking about the present day.
So let us make a pact, shall we? You're gonna buy this Orbital Lounger and enjoy the back support and the Zero-Gravity design. And then you're going to tell the children how comfortable it is to float around in zero gravity. And then you're going to take them to all those space movies like Interstellar and Guardians Of The Galaxy and Space Eagle 2: Never Say Frak and whatever else they invent between now and the time we finally get our space program back. And the children are going to fall in love with space and do more science and create an orbital platform and we'll finally get to go live in the stars together.
And what's our side of the bargain? That's easy! After you do all that, we'll hook you up with one of those hot green chicks. Or maybe a shirtless green dude, if you'd rather. Either one! Totally your choice!
Features
- Made of woven PVC mesh material
- Quick-drying, weather proof and fade-resistant
- Complete with a match removable headrest
- Rated to comfortably hold up to 275 pounds
- Unique back support and Zero-Gravity design
- Polyurethane stops
- Folds to 8" wide and weighs only 30 pounds
- 71" L x 31" W x 36" H
- Seat height: 13"
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 1 Year Manufacturer
Specs
In the Box:
- (1) RST Brands OP-OL04 Orbital Rocking Lounger, Black or Brown
Specs
In the Box:
- (1) RST Brands OP-OL04 Orbital Rocking Lounger, Black or Brown
Sales Stats
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- 6m 29.889s
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