In action, use the Hammer Of The Gods to show your valor. In rest, the Hammock Of The Gods is more preferred.

Behold, my fellow Norsemen! It is I! That Norse God With The Hammer!

"Oh, you mean, Tho-"

SHHH! SHHHH! I know my name dates back to the dawn of man, but we're talking about Disney lawyers here! Even the most valiant of warriors knows when to back down. That's why I'm now That Norse God With The Hammock.

"I... see. So what do I call you now?"

Call me... Snor. God Of Slumber.

"Okay, Snor. So, what's on the agenda? Are we fighting your half-brother, or taking on a cosmic demi-god, or walking across the sky to fight goblins on the fields of Valhalla?"

No, no, nothing like that. I figured we could just maybe chill out today.

"WHAT?"

Yeah, look. I've got some nice Red Star Hammocks here, we just need a couple trees or some poles or whatever, we'll string 'em up, just enjoy the day.

"But- that's not exciting at all!"

Sure it is! See? I've got a big pile of old comic books we can read. There's a breeze blowing, the Met Opera Radio is doing Das Rheingold, my buddy the space horse said he'd grilling some brats, it'll be a great day!

"I don't know, man. I was really looking forward to testing out my new armor in a space battle!"

SHHHHHH! Don't say armor! Also don't say raccoon.

"Raccoon? What?"

You'll find out in Phase Three. Here. Start reading up on Starfox. At this point it's pretty much only a matter of time until he pops up.

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