Who's the saw that makes the cut where other saws would just get stuck? Scheppach! Can you dig it?

HONK HONK

"Freakin' city traffic! How can I be expected to storm across this street with all these cabs in my way?"

Hey, Scheppach! SCHEPPACH! Slow up, I'm trying ta talk to ya!

"Wadda you want, Mahoney? I got no time for games!"

Whoa, Scheppach! I want you to know, I had nothing to do with what went down in there.

"With what, Mahoney? With the Chief taking my badge? He's off his rocker. I get results, Mahoney! Scheppach gets results!"

Yeah, but you gotta admit, Scheppach, it was a little weird the way you sawed that board to fit on a kitchen counter. No saw does that!

"Then just call me no saw, Mahoney. Anyway, I prefer to think of my style as unorthodox. And don't forget, thanks to my rail system, I was in control of the job the whole time."

Yeah, but if you was some other saw, it wouldn't have worked out.

"But I ain't some other saw, am I, Mahoney? I ain't a panel saw, a table saw, a sliding miter saw or a radial arm saw. I'm just a saw that takes care of their job when they ain't around. A saw that goes home to an empty apartment. A saw who's wife left him because she says he's married to the job. And, even still, after all that I'm the kind of saw who cuts straight, no matter what."

I think you meant to spell it 'whose' up there, Scheppach.

"You go tell that to the Chief in there, Mahoney. And then stick it up your-"

Whoa! Hey! Scheppach! If you want to partner up with me, you better start talking nice!

"What do you mean by that?"

I mean here! It's your badge! I had a few words with the Chief, told him I'd look after you. I put myself on the line for this, Scheppach. If you don't perform, we're both in hot water.

"Huh. Don't think this makes us friends or nothin'."

I wouldn't dream of it. C'mon, you old no-sawhorse-required. Let's get some coffee.

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