Not Quite The 13th

Think of how many of the great horror movies could have been totally avoided with a nice security system? Bad for cinema, sure. But great for the real world.

CH CH CH CH HA HA HA HA

Honey! Honey, I think I hear the crazy man's music outside!

Oh, don't worry, darling. Just ignore him. He'll move along shortly.

CH CH CH CH HA HA HA HA

Honey, seriously. I can see his hockey mask. We really need to call someone.

Darling, it's no big deal! Besides, he's probably already made sure the phones don't work.

CH CH CH CH HA HA HA HA

Honey, he's tapping on the window with a knife! Why are you so calm about this?

Because, darling, I bought a SimpliSafe Wireless Home Security System. The 8-piece package features pre-programed sensors, plus it's got a built-in cellular connection that can't be cut. And for $14.99 a month (without a contract required!) gives you access to a team of 24/7 expert monitoring specialists, who'll even give you courtesy calls or freeze and water leaks!

CH CH CH CH HA HA HA HA

Honey, the power just went out! And the guy in the mask is crawling through the window!

Darling, it's okay! We got it! See? The SimpliSafe Wireless Home Security System has powerful lithium batteries that last 5 years, and I slapped the panic button earlier. We'll be fine.

CH CH CH CH HA HA HA HA huh?

Honey! Look! The cops have caught that maniac!

I told you, darling. The only people who have to be afraid when the SimpliSafe Wireless Home Security System is around... are the bad guys.

Honey! Did you write that yourself? C'mere.

*SMOOCH*

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Features

Monitoring is not required - use the system as a local alarm siren with no monthly fee

  • Optional $14.99/month (no contract required) saves you hundreds for high quality service, includes 24/7 professional alarm monitoring
  • 8-piece package features pre-programmed sensors
  • All systems are fully customizable
  • Easy to install; no tools, wires, or programming
  • Range up to 500 feet
  • Entry sensors for doors and windows
  • High-caliber motion detector
  • Wireless keypad with secret duress PIN
  • Keychain remote for quick access
  • Stay secure when electricity fails; runs on powerful lithium batteries that last 5 years
  • Base station comes with built-in rechargeable backup battery; powers system for two full days

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item

Warranty: 3 Year SimpliSafe

Specs

Specifications
Dimensions: 13.1" x 12.5" x 6.5"
Weight: 4.3 pounds
Batteries: 4 x CR123A batteries (included)
Service: 24/7; $14.99/month (optional)

In the Box:

  • (1) Keypad
  • (1) Base Station
  • (1) Motion Sensor
  • (4) Entry Sensors
  • (1) Keychain Remote
  • (2) Window Decals

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
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SimpliSafe Wireless Home Security Pack
$199.99 Sold Out Home & Garden
$199.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.