Okay, we need all the rabbits over here, please. All the rabbits. We've got some bad news.

Rabbits? Great. Guys, I'm sorry, but we're making some changes here in the garden. It's never easy but the producers have decided to go in a different direction, and we're gonna raise the garden. That means you all, who were great by the way, don't really have a place here any more. All the stuff you used to nibble on will be up top, you see, and you're just not gonna fit in. It's not your fault, it's our mistake, we should have figured this all out sooner.

But listen, nobody worry too much, because you're going to get a great review from us and maybe that will help you find your next position, yeah? We're also going to throw a whole bunch of carrot scraps over the fence, which you'll find really quickly because we're also going to send you over that fence in a completely non-hostile way. You guys can hang out there for about fifteen minutes, you know, enjoying the carrots, and then you'll be trespassing so make sure you're out in like twelve minutes, maybe. Or take the whole fifteen, you know, we're not cutting you short. We're just worrying about you! Anyway, there's gonna be a hawk passing over about that time so you probably won't want to be too close.

Once again, thank you for everything and we're sorry for the confusion. If things change we'll certainly let you know but it looks like the Raised Garden is our direction for the foreseeable future. Okay? Okay. Enjoy those carrots, and remember, fifteen minutes started a minute ago!

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