Hey We're Trying

Faucets. Great for getting you fresh water. Not so good for helping you write jokes.

There was a time. A time before faucets. A time when, to get water, a person had to go out to a well and draw it up themselves. That's a metaphor that often comes up when a person is trying to do something difficult, like... oh, we don't know... write jokes about a Speakman Neo Single Lever Faucet?

Sure, we could point to the polished chrome and be all LOOK HOW SHINY but is that really a "joke" at all? It's more of a "reference" instead, don't you think?

And what about the lead free design? That's serious, lead free is serious! That's nothing to joke about at all! Maybe we could lead in to calling it Farrah or something, but c'mon. There's a whole generation of adults who think that Charlie's Angels started as a Drew Barrymore movie.

But we're pretty serious about our jobs, so we've made the effort. BEHOLD: THE FINEST SPEAKMAN NEO SINGLE LEVER FAUCET JOKE EVER CREATED!!!

Knock Knock.

Knock. Knock.

Knock. Knock

Wait, are you saying Who's There? in response? We can't hear you through the Internet.

...hmm. maybe we didn't really think this one through...

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Features

  • Completes the bathroom by adding bold style to a sleek look
  • Modern design with Polished Chrome finish
  • Lead-free brass construction
  • 1/4 turn Ceramic cartridge
  • 1.5 gpm
  • Includes the drain assembly
  • Installation is made easy with the necessary hardware and instructions
  • ADA Compliant 
  • Meets ASME A112.18.1/CSA B125.1

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 1 Year Speakman

Specs

Specifications
Style: Modern
Color/Finish: Polished Chrome
Flow Rate (gallons per minute): 1.5 gpm
Connection Type Compression
Connection Size: 3/8"
Faucet Handle Style: Lever
Number of Faucet Handles: 1
Number of Holes for Installation: 1
Dimensions: 6.92" L x 2.19" W x 5.91" H
Spec Sheet: click here!

In the Box:

Speakman SB-1003 Neo Single Lever Faucet, Polished Chrome

  • (1) Faucet
  • (1) Drain Assembly
  • Instructions

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
7m 16.331s
First Sucker:
caroldegenhart
Last Wooter to Woot:
josetadeo

Purchaser Experience

  • 9% first woot
  • 8% second woot
  • 16% < 10 woots
  • 26% < 25 woots
  • 41% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 53% bought 1
  • 23% bought 2
  • 24% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Speakman Neo Single Lever Faucet
$97.99 Sold Out Home & Garden
$97.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.