Just Wear The Seatbelt, Okay?

At last, the item that might make Crazy Uncle Donald put on his freakin' seatbelt.

Oh, we all know someone who swears that, in an accident, the seat belt will tooootally get in the way of their cat-like reflexes, which they assume they'll use to jump out of the car and into a passing F-16 or some-such. We all have rolled our eyes when they swear that they know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who once got trapped in a car after an accident and then had to fight a man with a golden hook for an arm.

Of course, it's total nonsense. But it's what they want to believe, right? So help 'em out by giving them the feeling of freedom and control they're clearly craving.

This Automotive Escape Tool is a blade and a cutter and a carbide tipped window-punch and a 5 Lumen LED Light, all on a stainless steel pocket clip that's easy to keep close by. In the event that Megaton takes control of the car and folds it into a small cube or whatever, Crazy Uncle Donald can take his place as the hero and lead everyone in the car out into a new golden era where he becomes President or whatever.

The perfect gift.

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Features

  • 440c Stainless steel serrated knife blade
  • 440c Stainless steel seatbelt cutter
  • Spring-loaded window punch with carbide tip
  • 5 Lumen LED light
  • Stainless steel pocket clip
  • Heavy duty nylon sheath
  • Rubberized texture grip

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

Specifications
Blade Length: 3-1/4 inches
Tool Length: 5 inches
Weight: 6.5 oz
Batteries: (2) CR 1220 (included)

In the Box:

  • (1) Statgear 48339CS T3 Tactical Auto Rescue Tool
  • (2) CR 1220 Batteries

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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Statgear T3 Tactical Auto Rescue Tool
$19.99 Sold Out Vehicles & Parts
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.