Strathwood, Episode One

Strathwood. The name of that lovely estate where my friends and I first met. I can still remember it now...

Millicent Twochairs slid beside her dearest friend, Lovesette.

"Do you think he's seen you, Lovey?" That was Millicent Twochairs' nickname for her dearest lightweight steel companion. Lovesette blushed and turned away.

"He's ever so darling, Milly. Look at the bronze flecks across his black finish!"

"Perhaps he's a Count?"

"Or a Lord!"

Lovesette giggled, and slid closer to Millicent.

"Can you imagine what it would be like, to have a waiter slide you underneath that glass top?"

"Lovesette!" Millicent playfully slapped her friend. "A loveseat shouldn't think such things!"

"Oh, I should know my place, is that it?" Lovesette suddenly turned angry and spun so quickly her 100% polyester cushion covers fell to the ground. "I suppose you, though, you could be placed as close as you like."

"I would never!"

"But you could, though! Oh, Millicent! You're a Twochairs! Two chairs! That makes you important! Not like me, a simple middle-class loveseat! Oh, how could you ever lead me to believe that I could ever have a place near the coffee table!"

"Lovey, what are you saying? You're as important to this 4-Piece Patio Set as I am! You belong here at Strathwood!"

"Do I, Milly? Or am I just like those cushions there on the ground? Maybe I should just return to London and get a job in a shop like other loveseats. Maybe that's all I'm good for. Because, despite my name... I'm clearly not made for love!"

Lovesette broke into a run across the garden, sobbing. Millicent Twochairs looked on in amazement. Where had this come from? What had happened?

"Lovesette!" she called. "Lovesette!" But there was no answer from her dearest friend. And, as she passed the swan carved from butter (and though it broke her heart) Millicent had to wonder quietly to herself... could Lovey have been correct about the handsome coffee table with the bronze flecks?

Did he truly love Millicent instead of Lovesette?

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Features

Strathwood Brentwood 4-Piece Outdoor Furniture Set

Enjoy the Moment

The Strathwood Brentwood outdoor furniture set helps transform any porch, patio, or back deck into a quiet oasis from the rest of the world and a welcoming place to visit with friends and family.

Durable Steel Frame and Glass Top

The attractive and versatile four-piece outdoor furniture set includes two chairs, a loveseat, and a coffee table. The pieces provide frames made of durable, lightweight steel with a powder-coated finish in black with bronze flecks. Even more, the frames combine reliable support with modern angles and slight curves that offer enhanced visual appeal. The rectangular-shaped coffee table offers smooth, rounded corners for safety and a semi-transparent glass top that wipes clean easily.

Cushions and Pillows Included

For exceptional comfort, both the chairs and the loveseat come with 100-percent polyester cushion covers (seat and back) in an earthy hue and with piping along the edges for a finished look. In addition to the cushions, the set also includes four throw pillows that come with a striped pattern in various shades of blue and the earthy hue of the cushions, creating both cohesion and accenting color.

Coordinates with Most Any Decor

Tastefully designed, the four-piece furniture set blends in nicely with existing pieces and beautifully accommodates almost any decor. Some assembly is required for coffee table; all other pieces come fully assembled. The coffee table measures 36 inches long by 22 inches wide by 18 inches high; each chair measures 29 inches long by 24 inches wide by 33 inches high; the loveseat measures 29 inches long by 49 inches wide by 33 inches high.

Cushion Care and Cleaning

Gently brush off dirt before it becomes embedded in the fabric and wipe up any spills as soon as they occur. Gently spot clean only with mild soap and cool water using a sponge or soft brush, then air dry the cushion in a sunny location. Both the chairs and the cushions should be brought indoors or securely covered during inclement weather and stored in a dry place when not in use. Please note that upholstered items purchased on different occasions over time may have a slight variation in hue. This is normally expected between rolls of like fabric, since no two can be produced to come out exactly the same

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

In the Box:

  • (2) Chairs
  • (1) Loveseat
  • (1) Coffee Table
  • Cushions
  • (4) Throw Pillows

Sales Stats

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