It doesn't get more southern than a biscuit-colored bidet.

If there's one thing that ties together the culture of the South, it's biscuit dough. Yes, you CAN find biscuits all over the country, but, well, they're just not real. You Southerners are nodding your heads right now, because you know. You KNOW the rest of the country just can't get biscuits right. And that's why you, citizens of the South, must take the lead today. You, citizens of the South, must prove to the world that your love of biscuits overcomes all else, and even a bidet can be improved with the addition of the word "biscuit."

Don't look at it as a bidet bringing the noble biscuit down. Look at it as it truly is, the biscuit helping the bidet reach new heights! Yeah! That's what it is! It's a statement on the power a real biscuit truly carries inside itself!

Also, a bidet is something that you don't want to eat. So, in that sense, it's exactly like a biscuit everywhere else in the country. Seriously, rest of the nation (who probably will choose the bidet that isn't biscuit colored) how do you get biscuits so wrong?

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