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There was a time when this nation was bright and shiny. When every house on ever hill gleamed with a glorious gleam. When every dog and every cat and every bird would sniff the wind and bark, meow, or chirp respectively, in the name of freedom. What's the difference between then and now? Some might say the 91% tax rate on the top 1%. But others? Others know the truth. What made that bright and shining America was polishers.

Today is YOUR chance to begin the finishing, waxing, buffing and heavy correction work that this country needs. Go down to the playground and fire up the 5 amp motor to clean up those swings! Run to the abandoned ice cream parlor and let the 6-inch polishing pad smooth up the soda fountain! Sprint down to Ol' Blackfish Creek and make those old hermit crabs look like new! There's no limit to what you'll be polishing with a WEN Polisher like this!

And when our great nation is gleaming yet again, you'll be able to take all the credit. Because, come on, that's really the goal here. What's the point of being awesome if you never get anything out of it?

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Features

  • Variable speed goes from 1500 to 6800 OPM for finishing, compounding, waxing, polishing, buffing, deoxidizing and heavy correction work all in one machine
  • Powerful 5 amp motor provides reliability and power
  • Reversible side handle and adjustable D-handle give versatility for both right and left handed users
  • 6-inch polishing pad included with velcro base pad for simple adjustments
  • Dual action performance rotates and oscillates for streak-free shine

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item

Warranty: 2 Year WEN

Specs

In the Box:

  • (1) WEN 6018 Vortex Professional 6-Inch Polisher

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
31m 49.224s
First Sucker:
imrmuckle
Last Wooter to Woot:
ngreene

Purchaser Experience

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  • 53% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 2% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 98% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
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Woots by State

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WEN Vortex Professional 6-Inch Polisher
$74.99 Sold Out Home & Garden
$74.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.