Aloha Fans: No Fan Is An Island

They say Hawaii is always perfect. We've never been, since we don't ship there, so we wouldn't know. But we do know that here on the mainland, a fan can keep your house at a perfect temperature. And maybe one day, we'll make it to Hawaii to experience their beauty.

Ends on September 16 at 9AM CT

About Sending Things To Hawaii

We promise, guys. As soon as they invent the teleporter,

we'll buy one and start beaming you goods for cheap.

Honest.