You wanna lounge around outside? You need a few things. Because if you don't have fancy stuff to lounge on, you're just loitering. And then, you'll go to jail. And you can't lounge in jail, brothers and sisters. You can't lounge in jail.
Ends on September 25 at 9AM CT
If it was good enough for the Romans, it's good enough for you.
Interestingly enough, that also applies to Italian food!