THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v5.0 I.Thou shalt expect nothing beyond ONE bag of some kind and THREE crappy items. II. Thou shouldst expect not to even get a Bag o’ Crap at all. III. Thou shalt notice that “crap” is right there in the title and not complain when it turns out we were telling the truth.
Ends on April 2 at 12AM CT
Nope. We don't do those any more. We gave them up. We stopped them completely. They only happen on Facebook. We're selfish and stingy and, oh yeah, what's that other thing? APRIL FOOL'S!