There's no power in the universe that can stop a the impending darkness that is the collapse of the civilized world. But with a generator, at least you'd have a little light by which you can write a farewell note. Maybe future archeologists will thank you for it.
Ends on October 21 at 9AM CT
Hey, nobody wants to deal with those idiots out there. At least with a generator you'll be able to sit at home longer, right?