Remember those robots from The Matrix? If they'd had some of these generators, they never would have needed the whole "humans as batteries" thing. Just goes to show, reality is always better than fantasy. Unless… WE'RE STILL INSIDE!!!!! In which case, your credit card bill is just an illusion, so order away.
Ends on August 20 at 9AM CT
What? This is a generator sale! There is no spoon!