On the advice of your "lawyer" you should probably get this fan. Notice the quotes around "lawyer" there? On the advice of your "lawyer" you probably also shouldn't take advice from people who have quotes around their job description. But still buy this fan, 'k?
If you're going to spend a crazy-wild weekend in Las Vegas, you might need a fan! Also, you might need one when you get back and discover your publisher won't let you expense the sixteen cars you wrecked. The books and movies never get as far as the phone call from the accountant, you know?