Lawn Ornaments: Birds That Won't Leave

Oh, look, there's a bird. Oh, now it's gone. Gone like your dreams. It's moved to your neighbor's house. Heartbreaking, isn't it? Maybe you'd better get a lawn ornament instead. It won't leave you. It'll be with you forever.

Ends on August 12 at 9AM CT

About Abandonment

Life is pain. But, sometimes, that pain can be forgotten for a while. How? Through the application of lawn ornaments. Small unexpected beauty distracts from the pain that is existence.