Remember that time we made lots of stupid mistakes with a sale? Well, this time, we double-checked everything. Really. It's all gonna ship promptly. But if you want to buy one of these striking tools to threaten us with just in case, it'll keep us honest.
Let's be honest, the central concept that unifies everything from baseball bats to sledgehammers to axes to lightsabers is that it's a stick with which you can slam something. The results are all different, but the actual usage? Pretty much the same. And boy, is it FUN.