The first remote controls were used in Sicily, and they were small boys sent to check the horses for traps. Today, there aren't so many traps. And you can't buy young boys. But it's still a mark of status to have your doors controlled by remote.
Ends on October 9 at 9AM CT
What, you trying to make us talk? Hey, we ain't saying nothing about Sicily. You wanna learn about Sicily, you go read a book or something. Find some other canary.