Tekton Tools: Tekton Rises

Do not think you can stand against the might of Tekton, foolish humans. TEKTON KNOWS ALL! Set down your primitive sticks and stones and take hold of Tekton's mighty tool offerings. JOIN THE EMPIRE! HAIL TEKTON! HAIL TEKTON! ...is what we'd say if Tekton wasn't a tool company, but was instead an alien warlord.

Ends on November 11 at 9AM CT

About Tekton

Tekton is NOT a Cold War super-spy taking down the bad guys from within. They're a tool company. Just a tool company. That's it. STOP ASKING QUESTIONS. BUY TOOLS.