The Tool Fairy came to visit us, you know. Said that out of all the good little boys and girls, YOU were the most goodest! The Tool Fairy doesn't know grammar very well. But The Tool Fairy does know tools. Buy a few, why don't'cha?
Ever tried to remove a nail with your teeth? Ever tried to build a desk using nothing but your karate skills? If so, you can understand why tools were invented. And also, that you need to take a few more karate classes before you start throwing around the word "skills" so cavalierly.