HEAR YE, HEAR YE! Ye Olde Bidettery offers only the finest bum washers, steps beyond what they offer at, say, Jefferson's Outhouse Emporium. HEAR YE! Come on down to the corner of Horehound and Licorice and try out Ye Olde Bidettery! Free peppermint hard candy with every visit! Just like George Washington used, according to our official on-site bidetgrapher!