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Lawn Ornaments: Birds That Won't Leave

Oh, look, there's a bird. Oh, now it's gone. Gone like your dreams. It's moved to your neighbor's house. Heartbreaking, isn't it? Maybe you'd better get a lawn ornament instead. It won't leave you. It'll be with you forever.

Ends on August 12 at 9AM CT

Anywhere LED Branch Light, Red

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Anywhere LED Branch Light, Green

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Anywhere LED Branch Light, Blue

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29-Inch Bird with Flower Pattern, Bronze

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29-Inch Bird with Flower Pattern, Pink

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29-Inch Bird with Flower Pattern, Purple

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29-Inch Bird with Flower Pattern, Pewter

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21-Inch Filigree Bird Statue, Light Blue

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21-Inch Filigree Bird Statue, Blue

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21-Inch Filigree Bird Statue, Bronze

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21-Inch Filigree Bird Statue, Pink

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21-Inch Filigree Bird Statue, Green

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21-Inch Filigree Bird Statue, Purple

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Springee Spinner Frog

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Springee Spinner Flamingo

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About Abandonment

Life is pain. But, sometimes, that pain can be forgotten for a while. How? Through the application of lawn ornaments. Small unexpected beauty distracts from the pain that is existence.

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Anywhere LED Branch Light, Red

Anywhere LED Branch Light, Green

Anywhere LED Branch Light, Blue

29-Inch Bird with Flower Pattern, Bronze

29-Inch Bird with Flower Pattern, Pink

29-Inch Bird with Flower Pattern, Purple

29-Inch Bird with Flower Pattern, Pewter

21-Inch Filigree Bird Statue, Light Blue

21-Inch Filigree Bird Statue, Blue

21-Inch Filigree Bird Statue, Bronze

21-Inch Filigree Bird Statue, Pink

21-Inch Filigree Bird Statue, Green

21-Inch Filigree Bird Statue, Purple

Springee Spinner Frog

Springee Spinner Flamingo