We’ll be honest: The thing we had here was REALLY not rockin’ it. So out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've switched it to an item we hope you like more. Consider this is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself. And you'd better hurry. If this doesn’t sell soon, we might just have to change it again! Thank you You're welcome.

If you've never played a nice game of pinochle while sitting outside on a tolerably cool winter's afternoon, why, you just haven't lived! And by haven't lived, we mean you're just a simulation. You know, like on Westworld. We're sorry you had to find out this way. Some of us thought we should break it to you gently, but, you know, it's really just better if you go right ahead and rip that Band-Aid right off.

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